101 years old man was sexually harassed

I'm shocked. During my news break I read this incredible article about an old man, August K., from Berlin, Germany who was sexually harassed by a hot blonde. He is 101 years old, and is a former movie director in Germany. The blonde "attacked" him in an elevator, rubbing herself to him and touching his (yuck!) ass. He called the cops. Maaaaan! She must have been insane, and definately he's both stupid and impotent. What are the chances that at 101 y.o. to be picked up by a hot blondie?
Anyway, if there are any blondes that would like to "attack" me this way, I promise I won't press charges. I won't mind, and I might help :P Just let me know ;)