Monday, May 08, 2006

Dude! He is father of 1000 !

I have a shitty day... I couldn't sleep well last night so I don't feel very energetic. Especially that it's monday also. Just a another manic monday :)

So instead of working, guess what! I read stuff. Just kidding. I also work, but now I in a break and I was reading today's headlines in papers. And there is this section called "Incredible!" where they say about this guy in Germany, which, according to the "Der Spiegel" Magazine, recently became father of his 1000th child. He's 56 and has children all around the place: Paraguay, Romania, Russia, Ukraine, Hungary, Moldavia.

Incredible, right? Well that's not all. The guy is also in a constant fight (since 1998) with the paternity laws in Germany, as he's not able to "accept" the 1000 children as his own, due to some restrictions the german law presents. A man in Germany can only accept a child as his own when the mother agrees and there is no other man revendicating the paternity of the child.

Now I'm confused...
1. Why would a man want to be the declared and fully responsible father of 1000!?!?! DUDE! Men don't dig this, as far as I'm concerned. I don't think we love babies THAT much! I wonder WHO else does?
2. Why wouldn't the mothers accept that guy as the father of the children, as this is the way to ensure an EU Citizenship for the child... so, maybe a better life. I'm pretty much sure all mothers in this countries would want that for their babies... depending on the consequences this implies of course.
3. How irresponsible can a man be? 1000 kids? Dude... Imagine how much sex does that guy has. I mean to get 1000 women pregnant needs a lot of work, even in 56 years (well let's say 40).

And now the big question: How the fuck does he manage to get all these women into bed. I want the recipe!

2 Comments:

Blogger Ivna R. said...

LOOOOOOOOL!

This is soooooo funny! I mean, it's like I can see you standing right in front of me with that bewildered look on your face asking yourself all these questions... Hahahahaha! You funny boy!!! ;-)

Anyway, miss you lots and lots! :-(

Pusa!


I.

May 09, 2006 10:50 am  
Blogger vesna said...

ce chestii interesante! i see, you have time for blogging, but no time for some other old frends, a?! c-c-c-c-c-c ;)

dude, drop a line frome time to time. there are people, except Ivna, who miss you as well!

mi-e dor de tine.

v.

May 10, 2006 1:59 am  

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